The following podcast is a dear media production.

It's me.

What a cluster fuck ass.

End of 2025 beginning of 2026 was. And so I obviously have to start off this new year,

New Me, pod with this venting a little bit about what the fuck happened.

So I got bit by Toto.

And I know that I was like so cryptic about that online.

It was so crazy because I'll tell,

I'll give you the story in detail.

But after it happened,

let me just start from the beginning.

It was the day after Christmas.

By the way, this dog, not once,

has given us any, like, warnings, foreshadowings. He doesn't growl. He is so good with the kids.

Connichorsos are notoriously very good with children. He like leans up against you. He cuddles. Like'll jump on you and put his head in your, like, just

giving me the green light to be mushy with him. I, by the way, have been bit in the face before by a

family dog. We had a Rottweiler growing up who would growl if you touched him certain places or like got in his

face and I touched this dog and our family dog when I was little. Or my mom like gave him a kiss

on the forehead and then gave him a treat. I was really little. And then I went to kiss him on the

forehead after he had the treat and he did the same thing, snapped but my nose. And so I should

fucking know better

than to put my face in any dog's face. But we were laying on the couch. And for some, I don't

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