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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Soft White Underbelly, Rich Roll, The Fire Cracker, Heart Attack Doug, MAGA, Gratitude 'The Return of Snot Sock Manheim'

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Dave records alone at home, loving the peace and warmth. Sitting at the dining table with gear everywhere. Next to Susan the snake’s terrarium. Talks mic problems, fake meditation idea, and why he likes holding microphones. 🚗 Patreon Teaser Preview (Me & Doug in the Honda Pilot) Dave sneezes nonstop during recording. No tissues → uses his sock as a handkerchief. “This is not necessarily a teaser where you're dying to listen to me blow my nose into my sock.” 📅 New Potential Daily Dopey Schedule Mon: standalone interview from the week before Tue: teaser Wed: Secret Dopey (short interviews or backup guests) Thu: archive or mailbag Fri: main Dopey 💻 Patreon Zoom Announcement Dave tries to commit to a 9pm Patreon Zoom that night. 📧 Listener Email From Dave Listener recognizes his sponsor as the Firecracker rapper. Firecracker unintentionally started a rap battle in the Dopey Nation. Listener is 18 months sober. Big gratitude for the show. 🎵 Firecracker Rap Playback Dave plays the full Firecracker rap. Calls it one of his all-time favorite Dopey music pieces. Loves the Artie Lange line. Calls it “white recovery hip hop” but says he loves it. Encourages all rappers (“black, white, or Haitian”) to send verses. 🚗 Doug Section (Tuesday Patreon Audio) Dave and Doug sit “on the beautiful Great South Bay.” Doug busts Dave’s balls about blowing his nose into socks and being a “homeless person.” Dave claims he has four homes. Doug brings up Mark Laita / Soft White Underbelly. Doug critiques Dave’s Soft White Underbelly appearance and his second Rich Roll interview. Round 1 vs Rich Roll: Dave “won” Round 2 vs Rich Roll: Dave was “needy” and Rich “was on fire” Chat about meditations, voices, headphones, and Doug’s surgery plans. Dave jokes about replacing Doug with Johnny Mac or Surfer Brian. Plugs Surfer Brian’s ukulele “Good So Bad.”

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right. Hello and welcome to the Tuesday teaser for Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.

0:24.4

My name is Dave. And I'm in my house. It's Tuesday. Nobody's here. It's very nice.

0:32.8

It's very nice to be in the house when no one's here. I'm sitting in my dining room at a long table

0:39.5

with all my gear on the table. It's cold outside. It's warm in here. I'm sitting next to a

0:45.8

giant terrarium with Susan Snake in it. And it's the best. It's my favorite thing to record dopy in a situation like this where there's nothing

0:57.8

nothing is pressing.

1:00.7

Everything is easy.

1:02.6

Happy to be here.

1:03.8

Grateful to be here.

1:04.7

Grateful to be sober.

1:06.4

I'm excited to launch my fake meditation shit.

1:13.7

I think my shit is, I was just so grateful for my equipment and i think it's going to break this mic is like one of those fancy jo rogan mics and it broke

1:20.5

very quick i bought two of them and one of them is totally not usable anymore this one the hard

1:27.4

like the the kind of thing it sits in, the fixture,

1:30.7

whatever you call it, is kind of broken. But the mic still works good. I don't like talking into

1:35.4

a mic on a stand. I like holding. I like holding the mic. I like holding. Anyway, this show is,

1:43.0

is the teaser for the Patreon show.

1:45.8

The Patreon show comes out every Tuesday.

1:48.1

It's already out.

1:48.8

I put it up.

1:49.7

It's me and Doug sitting in my Honda pilot talking shit.

1:54.8

We had a really good time.

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