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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on the podcast, may require a Mosaic member to explain it to you. Jackie (@jackiekashian) explores the catharsis of her incoherent rage. Laurie (@anylaurie16) contends with the fact that her mother will always be a riddle. Plus, there are few less desirable places on a line up than going 4th on a dirty show.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.5	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.6	Lori, you seem pleased.
0:22.6	You seem pleased to be here this morning.
0:24.6	How you doing?
0:26.6	You know what? I hate you.
0:28.6	I'm looking forward to this Saturday of letting just, you know what, I'm not going to do anything.
0:38.9	I'm just going to let my brain rest, my body rest.
0:41.8	And then I get a text in the morning from Jackie going, can we do this now?
0:48.2	Well, basically, but here's the thing.
0:50.8	Here's the good news.
0:52.1	Glass half full, right?
0:53.5	Elliotcation lives. No, glass's the good news. Glass half full, right? Elliotcation lives.
0:55.1	No, glass empty, glass shattered.
0:58.0	There's glass on the ground and you're making me walk across it and bare feet.
1:02.4	Well, just think about how spiritual those people are that can walk on glass.
1:10.2	Get to joke your way out of this.
1:12.9	Atrocity.
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