Hello everyone and welcome to wrong turns.

This is the podcast where dignity goes to die, where we celebrate our misfortunes.

We don't try and shove a silver lining up your ass.

We don't pretend there's always a happy ending.

Sometimes life is just fucking terrible and mortifying.

And I like to bring on my favorite funny people to tell me their tales of woe.

And this week truly are two of my genuine favorite people of all time.

Joining me, we have comedian comedian podcaster and author whose latest

book, Will I Ever Have Sex Again, is fucking extraordinary. They won newcomer of the year at Edinburgh

Fringe Festival and is known for their brilliant solo shows, bubble wrap and the bum swing all the way from

Denmark. It's motherfucking Sophie Hagen. Hello. Hello. Thanks for having me. Thanks for being here. And I am also thrilled to welcome a filmmaker, actor, comedian and bestselling author known for Yes Man. Join me. Fuck you very much. How to Start Your Own Country. He hosts the important broadcast podcast and just to make it weird. He's not only my favourite author, but he's also Sophie Hargans as well. It's motherfucking Danny Wallace. Hello. Hello. How are you? I'm good. It's so

nice to see you both. Sophie, didn't know that Danny was your favorite author until now.

He is and has been for a while. So I've always been starstruck around him, which is horrible and embarrassing.

I mean, of course, officially, my favorite author is like Dasovieski or something like that.

Of course. Of course. Secretly, of course. Yesman meant the world to me, and I read it several times over many years,

just because I needed to read it once a year to try and change my life.

Same.

I like to drag Danny through the story every time I see him, so he has to go like,

oh, wow, that's so amazing.

I'll do it again.

Yes, man.

Yeah, yes man is the only reason I'm on television because I read that book,

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