Ian Fidance and Nathan Macintosh
Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil
4.7 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Ian Fidance (Bein’ Ian with Jordan podcast, Wild, Happy and Free special) and Nathan Macintosh (Tonight Show, Down with Tech special) bring two of the most chaotic Wrong Turns we’ve ever had: a near–loss of virginity on 9/11, a $600 phone sex bill, getting banned from a friend’s house for porn searches, coke-fueled job interviews, and the childhood moment that ended in a full-blown piss emergency in class.
Jameela tries to referee as Ian defends the Spice Channel “squiggle” era and Nathan relives the four-second first time, the broken bed frame, and the dog watching from the corner. There’s also soaking, psychics, frozen Haagen-Dazs theft, and a surprisingly heartfelt debate on whether shame makes you funnier or just stranger.
Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.
Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.
Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to wrong turns. |
| 0:10.9 | This is a show where dignity goes to die, |
| 0:12.4 | where we celebrate the fuck-ups that we endure |
| 0:15.2 | without having to turn them into some sort of disgusting inspiration porn. |
| 0:19.0 | I like to invite my favourite funny people on to tell me their tales of misery. And today I have a comedian, actor, writer, and self-described, excitable boy. His credits include The American Life Waffles and Mochi Paws with Sam Jay and the Last OG. He co-hosts the amazing podcast, Be and Ian with Jordan. It's Ian Fydance. Hello. Hi, everybody. Thank you for having me. Yes. I'm just an excitable boy. Thank you. Yes. My favorite way anyone's ever describes. I love Warren Zevon. It's one of my favorite songs by him. Great album. Where else London? Is that him? That's a song. Also, my bio is going to be a lot less interesting. I don't have excitable boy. |
| 0:55.4 | Do you want to come up with one now? |
| 0:57.8 | Happy man. |
| 0:58.7 | Happy man. |
| 0:59.9 | Just self-described happy man. |
| 1:01.7 | So you're hearing the self-described happy man who is a comedian whose album Down |
| 1:05.4 | with Tech was nominated for Best Comedy Album of the fucking year at the Juno Awards. |
| 1:09.4 | He's also the host of the podcast. |
| 1:10.5 | Positive Anger is Nathan McIntosh. |
| 1:12.6 | Hello. |
| 1:13.6 | Yay. |
| 1:14.2 | Thank you for having me. |
| 1:15.4 | Greatly appreciate you. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh, greatly appreciate both of you. |
| 1:18.9 | How are you at the moment? |
| 1:20.5 | I'm doing well. |
| 1:21.4 | I didn't shower this morning, so I feel like my face looks like a prize fighter's face. |
| 1:25.9 | I should have put cold water on my face. |
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