Hey Freaks, it's Friday, May 20th, 2022, coming up on the program today,

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Soda Pop makes you lose inches off your penis.

Distorted View Daily

Daily, proudly presents Canadian clinical psychologist and internet superstar Jordan B Peterson, describing a dream he had about his grandmother.

A dream I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool,

which was also a river.

Her genital region was exposed dimly.

It had the appearance of a thick mat of hair.

She was stroking herself absentmindedly. She walked over to me with a handful of pubic hair

compacted into something resembling a large artist's paintbrush. She pushed

this at my face. I raised my arm several times to deflect her hand.

Finally, unwilling to hurt her or interfere with her any further,

I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush gently and said, like a child, isn't it soft?

I looked at her ruined face and said yes grandma saw.

It's a distorted view show with Tim Hanson.

I came here for two things to suck some hard candy and suck some

decks. A bucket of his diarrhea. I didn't want it to be in my mouth but it was

running down my eyes. Crystal meth solutions left your pothole.

All right, he freaks Tim back in. Crystal Methlousins up your put hut home.

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