Cancer Camp Is Where The Toys Are
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2022
⏱️ 43 minutes
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ON TODAY’S SHOW: It’s BEST-OF Show time! I’ll be back later today with a new episode, though. Enjoy! 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks. Tim here to introduce a best of show for your Friday. |
| 0:06.0 | Now don't worry I'll be back with a full length episode of TV a little bit later today |
| 0:11.0 | but I wanted you to have something new to listen to on your awful |
| 0:15.4 | morning commute. You gotta start your day off right with some distorted view daily |
| 0:20.4 | baby and this episode is a real good one from 2017. It's a |
| 0:24.7 | sideshow exclusive episode so if you weren't a side show member back in August of |
| 0:29.7 | 2017 oh this show is is new to you. I sing a song about cinematic rape scenes, which, you know, |
| 0:40.5 | nowadays that would be problematic, but back in 2017 back in 2017 no way I would ever get |
| 0:45.6 | cancelled for something like that. I also hum along to 16 bit video games. It's a really weird episode of TV. I think you'll like it. |
| 0:55.9 | And if you don't, that's okay. I've got a brand new episode coming up a little bit later. |
| 1:00.9 | So quit your bitchen. |
| 1:03.0 | It's time to look back at another great cinematic rape scene. |
| 1:08.4 | Oh, those rape scenes! |
| 1:11.4 | Oh, that forced entry! |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, those rape scenes! |
| 1:18.0 | With the men so angry! |
| 1:21.0 | Ladies are so very weak, so very meek. |
| 1:27.0 | Sometimes they don't even know what they want or need. |
| 1:33.8 | Like dead fabulous rape scenes. |
| 1:37.8 | Those fellas take what they need. |
| 1:41.8 | The Liddy Punani. need the d'vary punani |
| 1:45.0 | fuck a ride in the pussy |
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