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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: We’re back, baby. It’s a short episode, but boy is it sweet

We finally get Justice for Boebert as we find out her “theater date” was more likely a setup concocted by a secret Democrat agent. Is there nothing these people won’t do?

Also: accusations of serious sex crimes drop against Russell Brand, and the right wing collectively decides he seems too upstanding for any of that

Last but not least: The Ballad of Based Dirt hits a dissonant chord, as a moderator tries to meme the group into being anti-racist. It’s does not go well.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:22.0	Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what you're showing exactly what it looks like on.
0:32.1	Stay tuned.
0:34.1	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:35.9	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:37.4	And we're a minion death cult.
0:39.3	The world is ending.
0:41.3	An undercover Democrat doing sabotage through public sex acts is responsible.
0:48.6	And we're documenting it.
0:50.3	I knew those were the moves of a Democrat.
0:52.9	Wow.
0:54.2	I just want to issue an apology to Lauren Bobert.
0:57.2	I made some comments that kind of made light of you on our previous episode, you know,
1:03.5	referencing you having your, your, oh, orbs pondered in the movie theater.
1:10.7	Turns out Lauren Bobert was set up.
1:14.8	Yeah.
1:15.3	Yeah.
1:15.7	That makes sense.
1:16.9	You know how convincing and charming and devonair those Democrats can be.
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