DONT EAT THE BURGERS!!!

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We're officially back from vacation and I swear we'll stop talking about it soon, but we had a lot of fun thanks to you guys and we're excited to do it again soon.

Our two main stories today both concern food and the uniquely American derangement surrounding it:

First, we have a white asshole destroying an alleged immigrant's fruit stand on camera, and we look at the members of the right wing openly supporting this kind of direct action.

Second, a free/cheap cheeseburger day triggers a wave of conspiracy theories, from lab-grown meat to COVID poisoning. We explore the belief system that would get Americans to stop eating Burger for even one day.

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Music:

Bear Vs Shark - Campfire

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that corner. Stay tuned guys. We'll
0:22.3	show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander
0:34.7	Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:38.7	The world is ending.
0:40.4	Fresh local produce conveniently located near you is responsible.
0:46.5	And we're documenting it.
0:48.6	Hello.
0:49.5	What is up, everybody?
0:50.9	We are back from vacation.
0:53.2	We're back from the East Coast. Yeah. We had one week
0:57.3	out there, New York, Philly, did a couple shows, hung out with a lot of bros. And just a couple
1:04.2	shows. Just a just a few bros, just a little bit. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was the best time
1:09.6	ever. It sucks that we just got back
1:11.5	from vacation and unfortunately my mom couldn't be a guest on our local produce episode.
1:17.3	Oh. Because she's now on vacation. So good for her, but also like I guess she's just not down
1:22.0	like we thought she was. Don't, don't people who work in produce and that field, don't they get enough time off?
1:29.4	Exactly.
1:29.9	I'm telling you're mostly standing around at work anyways.
1:34.2	No, happy to be back.
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