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🗓️ 8 November 2025
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| 0:31.0 | It's the late show, pot show with Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:39.3 | Folks, I love immigrants. |
| 0:41.3 | There's some of my favorite Americans, |
| 0:43.3 | like Chef Jose Andres, |
| 0:46.3 | Natalie Portman, Superman, the Geico, |
| 0:51.3 | the Gecko. |
| 0:52.3 | He's British, you can tell, because he can lick his own eyeball. |
| 0:56.2 | I've seen Ricker J.V.A.'s do it many times. |
| 1:00.0 | Right now, being an immigrant is how do you say Mucho Hardo. |
| 1:04.1 | And it just got hardoer because Trump is making the U.S. citizenship test longer and more difficult. |
| 1:11.3 | Question one. |
| 1:13.1 | Will you be my fourth wife? No? |
| 1:16.7 | Well, then have fun in El Salvador. |
| 1:19.9 | According to the new head of the United States custom and immigration enforcement in the previous test, |
| 1:24.4 | immigrants could just kind of memorize the answers, which is too easy. |
| 1:28.1 | Yes, immigrants, show your work. |
| 1:32.1 | We need to see how you divided the Statue of Liberty to get the square root of Abraham Lincoln. |
| 1:38.2 | Previously, it was an oral test where participants would need to correctly answer six of ten questions from a bank of 100 questions, |
| 1:45.1 | but now they've changed it to correctly answering 12 out of 20 questions from a bank of 128 questions. |
| 1:52.0 | A foolproof plan! |
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