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Larry Miller Show

So, You're Going To The Parade?

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Larry has more trepidation about his son going to a St. Patrick's Day parade than when he was shipped overseas. Plus, some more drunk St. Patrick's anecdotes -- like his friend peeing on the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Then Larry recites the poem "A Dog's Mistake" by the great Australian bush poet Banjo Paterson, and discusses the Paul Newman classic movie "Hombre."

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who just still can't handle St. Patrick's Day. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, is it good to be back here on Milleronia?

0:46.0

Ah, it's my favorite place and...

0:48.0

Yes, I know I built it, yes I know I run it with an iron hand, but I think it has a velvet glove on it, too.

0:56.4

It's got to be a description from some old movie somewhere.

1:01.7

An iron hand with a velvet glove. I don't even know what it means, but that's me. And boy, oh boy, it's a beautiful day here. Yes, I control the weather, but it's still beautiful.

1:13.0

And it really means a lot to be here.

1:16.0

And of course that music makes me in the Colonel very happy.

1:19.0

That's the Jimmy Breslin Orchestra

1:22.0

and the Addie Grilly dancers featuring boy tenor Chuck Berry asking

1:27.9

the musical question, Maiboline, why can't you be true?

1:34.6

And well, it was worth it to mention those great names.

1:38.7

And I want to tell you, first of all, Chuck Berry,

1:41.4

as you probably know, just passed away old last week and he was up there.

1:47.4

I can't remember his actual age.

1:49.1

It was something like 97, wasn't it?

1:51.1

90, something like that, the Colonel colonel says 90 so it must be 90

1:55.5

That's not as IQ that's his age and boy. Oh boy you know when the Maybelene was one of his great hits.

2:05.0

And how important was he, by the way, to pop music and to rock and roll that John Lennon once said that if you were looking to

2:16.9

rename rock and roll you could just call it Chuck Berry and that's the way everyone felt about Chuck Berry, especially

2:26.0

good lord, with John Lennon and the Beatles and all the Rolling Stones and everyone in

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