meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Stories Are Soul Food

So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)

Stories Are Soul Food

Canon Press

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.8787 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The guys go through some of the best pitches so far. ("Best" is strong.) Then:
  • Conspiracy theories aren't your job. What is?
  • You have heard that Israel k*lled Charlie. Or that Elon is a lizard man. What next?
  • Make sure you're rooted in the God, who never changes, before you think about investigating conspiracy theories (which always change). And then, understand that you will never know.
  • Understand how streaming incentivizes the wildest and craziest takes...and AI has made it a million times worse.
  • Obviously the government lies (MK Ultra? Covid? NSA?). Trust people / churches who haven't lied to you.
  • Internalize the Coca-Cola CEO's words: "The truth is, we're not that smart; and we're not that dumb."
  • One of these isn't not untrue: A Jew rules the world. Birds aren't real.

"Hello SASFers -- Happy No Quarter November to all who celebrate! Visit noquarternovember.com for free ebooks all month long."

Stories Are Soul Food is presented by Canon Press

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

When you see Candace Owens accusing Elon and Peter Thiel and Sam Altman of being human hybrids.

0:05.3

Elon Musk and Sam Altman and Peter Thiel.

0:08.1

And I'm pretty sure they're hybrid.

0:09.8

A hybrid of some critter.

0:12.2

Yeah.

0:12.7

I mean, like people are like going lizard people.

0:15.4

Is it alien?

0:16.6

Is it demon?

0:17.4

They're part demon, part human.

0:19.7

They're Nephilim.

0:39.0

Like, I believe in Nephilim. I believe Genesis 6. But it's like, yeah. Like, listen, my worldview allows for this. And I still think you're nuts. But you're out of your mind. Let it go to be king on the road when I first fell. Fire burning to my knees to my knees my knees I fell Made a ghost of a king on a row

0:40.9

Huge congratulations to us

0:43.2

It is episode 201

0:45.7

I miscounted last week

0:47.9

When I said it was not episode 200

0:49.6

It was episode 200

0:52.5

So we're celebrating 2nd1

0:53.7

Do that in Roman numerals Oh boy, that That's one's easy. It's pretty easy. CCI. 2.C. Yeah, you have an aversion to doing Latin things correctly. I do. I do. I do know that. I do. I know the nerd in me is like, oh, I can do the Roman numerals correctly. CCI.

1:13.0

CCI.

1:13.7

Welcome to episode CCI.

1:17.6

Yeah.

1:18.4

Okay.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Canon Press, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Canon Press and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.