So it's a crime to have a disease now? (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole

and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis management

Also: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil water and appears to advocate for the public lynching of homeless and mentally ill people. That's right, it's another edition of Muggle Death Cult

Finally, we cover the Washington woman with tuberculosis who for over a year has refused to be treated, tried, held at home or in contempt of court but does love visiting the casino

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0:00.0	Dude, I got a ball necklace, like for this weekend.
0:05.9	I found one and got it.
0:07.4	Oh, yeah.
0:07.8	And, um, you know, it like, it like looks sick.
0:10.0	It like looks sick when I layer it with this.
0:12.9	Like every once in.
0:13.7	So I'm, I'm going to continue to step out with that, that look on because it looks, it
0:16.9	looks crazy.
0:18.1	I, I went to Hot Topic. I don't know if I told us, I went to Hot Topic to find
0:22.6	one.
0:23.4	And I, um, I like,
0:25.4	ask the girl who's working.
0:27.7	I was like, hey,
0:28.1	do you guys have like ball necklaces?
0:29.4	And she's like,
0:29.8	what do you mean?
0:30.5	I was like,
0:31.0	like a ball necklace.
0:32.7	Um,
0:33.0	and she's like,
0:33.5	I don't I've never heard of that wow and I said before I can even before I can even
0:37.7	I said out loud I was like this is not the hot topic when I was 13 this is not my
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