“Chicago will become one of many literal hunger games killizones for homeless, poor, fatherless, uneducated, lawless, addicted victims of Democrat ghetto vote slavery policies.”
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed through on their dramatic threats and promises since the election of left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson.
We cover the "colorful" head of the police union making these threats and other bizarre statements on facebook, and see how the New York times comment section feels about teachers' unions (and unions in general)
Finally, watch out Babylon Bee! There's a new website making fun of Airlines' woke policies like encountering turbulence, slave-ship-level snack availability, and flight attendants telling me my ass is stinky.
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Music:
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Jesus of the Moon
Entombed - Blood Song
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. |
| 0:35.9 | All right. All right. I'm Alexander Edward. |
| 0:41.1 | And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Colt. The world is ending the Chicago's Teachers Union with their thuggish army of drones, literally going into people's |
| 0:49.2 | neighborhoods, door to door for some nefarious purpose are responsible and we're documenting it. |
| 0:56.3 | What's up everybody? It's your show for the week. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for |
| 1:01.7 | joining us. Thank you to everybody who left podcast reviews on iTunes last week. We appreciate that. |
| 1:07.2 | Keep them coming. Yeah, we love to hear it. We love to hear it. As long as it's good. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah, I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear anything negative said about this podcast. |
| 1:16.0 | Hey, I kind of like this podcast, all right? |
| 1:18.2 | I don't, I don't need to hear in any, uh, any negative talk about it. |
| 1:22.5 | Yeah, keep that shit to yourself, okay? Don't, don't, don't yuck, are you? Hey, uh, you know, you know who happens to co-host |
| 1:28.9 | this podcast? My best fucking friend. All right? Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I don't care what you say about me, |
| 1:36.4 | but don't talk about my friend that way. All right? That's where I draw the line. I will, |
| 1:40.3 | I will fuck you up over my favorite cardigan wear. You look real good by the way. |
| 1:45.0 | I want to put that out there. |
| 1:46.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah, I like this guy. |
| 1:48.0 | This is actually, this is an ex-girlfriend's cardigan and it somehow fits me. |
| 1:54.0 | I don't know. |
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