Snow Day | This Past Weekend #173

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

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4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Recording from Columbus, Ohio. Talking hotel rooms trying to steal your stuff, business in biceps, and what to do with your free time. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Or upload a video question/comment to our Dropbox http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline What Gunt Want Patreon Gunt Squad Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Rasche Adam White Adriana Hernandez Aidan Duffy Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Harlan Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Baltimore Ben Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Streit Brad Moody Bryant Combs Bubba Hodge Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Chad Saltzman Christopher Becking Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Dan Draper Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith David Wyrick Donald blackwell Doug Chee Felicity Black Felix Theo Wren Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jacob Rice James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Haley Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Johnson Jeremy Siddens Jerry Zhang Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kevtron Kiera Parr Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Briesemeister Leighton Fields Logan Yakemchuk Luke Danton Matt Kaman Matt McKeen Matthew Azzam Matthew Sizemore Megan Daily Meghan LaCasse Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Butcher Nikolas Koob Old McTronald Owen Lide Paddy jay Passenger Shaming Peter Craig Philip James Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Renee Nicol Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Sean Scott Season Vaughan Shane Pacheco Steez Stefan Borglycke Sungmin Choe Suzanne O'Reilly Taylor Beall thatdudewiththepaperbag The Asian Hamster Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus todd vesterse Tom in Rural NC Tom Kostya Tommy From England Travis Simpson Tyler Shaver Victor Montano Victoria Adams William Morris William Reid Peters xTaCx Stretch Zech JohnsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, well, here we go, about that time, baby, about that time, there you go, baby.
0:29.5	Well, well, I downloaded that song and I didn't, I thought it was just about, I thought it
0:50.8	was just instrumental and I thought it was just going to be about about snow and apparently
0:58.0	it's about December. So you know, I'm not trying to be a time traveler, so I'm going to shut it down.
1:04.9	Good morning, good day, good evening, whatever time it is for you.
1:11.3	I'm grateful to be here today with you. It is February, February 11th in the year 2019.
1:23.2	And it's snowing, dude, it is snowed up over here. I mean, it is really snowy and I mean,
1:31.4	Columbus, Ohio and snow is wild, man, think about snow. Think about snow. I mean, snow,
1:41.5	what is it? We don't know. I mean, we know that two, you know, two cold things, you know, they
1:54.0	start doing sex or something up way up in the sky and next thing you know, they snow and there,
2:00.7	you know, they start shedding little snow, you know, just spraying out a little bit of snow out of
2:07.7	and that's beautiful, man. And it's really, I mean, it's just hitting everywhere out here.
2:12.5	Snow, they got snow, snow men, people are building snow men, snow women, they got a transgender,
2:22.0	you know, they put a couple of, you know, they took the carrot off of it and put like just a,
2:28.4	you know, like a little, you know, somebody put over the crotch, one of those, you know, like a
2:35.1	Rubik's cube. So anything could happen down there in the crotch for some of the snow men and people
2:41.1	are just enjoying the time out here and I'm here in the middle of America and Columbus, Ohio.
2:48.0	And it's snowing. I didn't think it was going to be snowing. You know, I was taking a nap and I was
2:53.3	dreaming about, you know, I was, I was where was I was at a, um, Kurt at a curtain shop, you know,
3:03.2	and I was looking at different curtains and stuff and, um, and then next thing, you know, I wake up
3:11.2	and I'm thinking, you know, I'm not thinking anything because I just woke up. I thought I was looking
3:16.0	for curtains, you know, but really I'm fucking in a hotel. And then I come and look out the window
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