Looking for Keys in My Subconscious | This Past Weekend #171

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

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4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	Sorry, we're late. We're late. Dude, I hate being late, man. I hate being late, but I'm always late.
0:12.4	I'm late for everything. When you show up late, you gotta make up for it. I think that's one of the reasons I kind of
0:25.5	know, maybe when I was young, that I became like kind of, you know, gregarious or out. God, everything's
0:34.6	going wrong today. I think that was one of the reasons why I became like, like you had to develop a
0:40.8	person, you know, you had to develop like, you know, be, you know, entertaining to people or because
0:47.8	you were late. No, if you're late, bro, you fucking better make people happy fast, man. You know, like,
0:58.0	I just, because you have to get there and be like, oh, you know, you guys got here early and they're like,
1:04.9	fuck, no, we didn't. You're late, motherfucker. And, but anyway, well, sorry, I'm late, dude. Let's see if
1:16.8	if I can make it up to you. Thank you guys for your patience. Let's see what's going on.
1:35.4	Celebrate me, man. Celebrate me, man. You know, let's who we're going to die.
1:50.6	Let's have some fun while we'll die. Celebrate our days. Celebrate all your way.
2:02.4	All of your demons exercised. Let's have some fun while we all die.
2:18.2	Hey, you go and that is celebrate that is the, uh, that's the Spencer Jacob growl band,
2:27.6	GRAU. And, uh, and that's a wild last name growl. You know, some people, you know, we used to have
2:40.7	a boy bus named Danny boom. The last name was boom. Some people's names, there are sounds.
2:47.5	Their last names might be sounds, you know, or even their first name might be pop.
2:52.8	We had this old dude, uh, used to coach T-Ball and then with pop-jorgans, pop-jorgans.
3:02.0	And he was, uh, his first name was a sound, you know, pop-boom, Danny boom. You know, uh, Larry
3:10.2	Splatt, they had the Splats. He used to live about four blocks down from us. Larry Splatt
3:15.1	in his family. And the funny thing about them was they were real, real thin.
3:22.5	So it almost seemed like they'd fall, the whole family had just fallen off of something,
3:25.8	just landed and kind of just, you know, Larry Splatt like that. But
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