💤 “Snooze Pod” — We read Warren Buffett’s Shareholder Letter (to put you to sleep) 😴

The Best One Yet

Nick & Jack Studios

News, Business

4.7 • 9.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Since we all lose an hour of sleep during Daylight Savings tonight, we whipped up a podcast to help you fall asleep: We’re reading Warren Buffett’s Annual Shareholder Letter for Berkshire Hathaway. The world’s most legendary investor, Warren outlines how he makes every financial decision. But it’s still a *shareholder letter*, so you’ll drift off somewhere between the 5th and 9th time Warren mentions “investment thesis.”

So grab your pajamas and get under the spreadsheets, it’s time to enjoy the 2nd annual… Stock Market Snooze Pod: The Sleepiest One Yet.

(And here’s the whole letter if you’d like to read along from bed too): https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/letters/2024ltr.pdf

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0:00.0	This is Nick.
0:04.9	And this is Jack.
0:06.2	And today's pod is the sleepiest one yet.
0:09.3	We're here for our second annual stock market snooze pod.
0:13.5	Yeties, you're about to lose one hour of sleep because of daylight savings.
0:17.7	So besties, we're going to help drift you off to bed, get some great sleep
0:21.8	with the boringest business story that we could find. Because Jack and I are about to read,
0:27.5	word by word, line by line, number by number, the entire corporate annual report of one surprise company. We're about to read the latest shareholder letter
0:41.0	written by Warren Buffett. The letter written by the greatest investor in the world. He published
0:47.3	it last week, but we'll put you to sleep with it tonight. It could grab some more milk or you could
0:51.9	pop a melitone. Or you could listen to us read 2,436 words
0:56.7	from Berkshire Hathaway's annual shareholder letter. We're making business news for your beauty rest.
1:02.9	We're turning Wall Street into wall sleep. So shut your eyes and open your ears, besties.
1:07.8	Close your spreadsheets and open your bed sheets. Let's travel back to
1:11.1	Omaha, Nebraska. As a 94-year-old Warren Buffett describes how he makes every single investment
1:17.8	of his life. Yeties, today's pod is the best one yet. Because today's pod is the sleepiest one yet.
1:24.5	Jack, let's hit our one story. You're either going to be really
1:31.2	fascinated by this letter or it'll put your right to sleep.
1:37.2	Let's hit it, Jack.
1:40.2	First, a quick word from our sponsor.
1:51.2	Let's talk about something that might be keeping you up at night.
1:52.7	Cybersecurity.
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