Snooki and Joey are back in their coziest bestie era, recovering from Father’s Day weekend at the shore, while Joey gives us the lowdown on his latest LASIK surgery and how he’s one cosmetic procedure away from becoming a full-time patient. The besties debate alcohol vs. THC drinks and the freedom of a hangover-free morning.

With her 20th high school reunion coming up, Snooki is entering her “is this a midlife crisis?” era, complete with new tattoos and piercings. The two then trip down memory lane: the wonder of being a millennial and turning any ditch into a party, drinking in cemeteries and blacking out in fields, only to show up to work and pass out in the bathroom. They question Gen Z’s choices of bone broth and regulated cortisol levels over the carefree era of millennial degenerates.

Plus, 'Jersey Shore' is back at MTV Thursdays, Joey’s lifelong dream of becoming an e-bike ambassador, their latest obsessions and nighttime routines. Followed by a new Confession Sessions, where Snooki and Joey bond over post-booze binge eating. 4,000 calories in one sitting, yes please, mawmas.

0:00 LASIK Updates
7:50 Fathers Day Weekend
15:58 Millennial Midlife Crisis
24:57 Nighttime Routine
31:55 Joey, e-Bike Ambassador
36:09 Obsessions: Beauty and Snacks
48:06 Let’s talk TV
51:33 All About Health
56:43 Confession Sessions

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