Snooki & Joey bring the CHAOS on celebrity crushes, situationships & dating advice
It's Happening with Snooki & Joey
iHeartMedia and The Volume
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Best friends Snooki and Joey are kicking off the new season exactly how you’d expect: completely unhinged and wildly distracted. The crusader callouts are back and the gossip is hot, nothing is off-limits this season. Snooki recaps her trip to Canada, including celebrity encounters with longtime crushes Chad Michael Murray and basking in the beauty and cologne that is Hudson Williams of ‘Heated Rivalry.’ Meanwhile, Joey chooses chaos as the celebrity gossip takes a messy turn when Snooki finds herself feeling on the outs.
Plus, in this week’s Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, Joey get’s a little too up close and personal about his GLP-1 journey and the digestive side effects nobody talks about, and what he’s proudly calling “Laxmaxxing.” The chaos continues as we unpack summer obsessions and beauty products that’ll keep you glowing and moisturized. In the first ever segment of It’s Happening Hotline, Joey and Snooki help crusaders navigate situationships, judgmental partners, and the kind of drama that they’re overqualified to give life advice on.
0:00 - Crusader Callouts
6:33 - Lasik & Prescriptions
14:38 - Chad Michael Murray
33:37 - Confession Sessions
41:52 - Product of the Week
47:09 - It’s Happening Hotline
58:48 - Snooki watches Spielberg
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| 0:00.0 | It's happening with Snoopy and Joey. |
| 0:13.6 | Krakomime! |
| 0:16.2 | Welcome to Sholing. |
| 0:17.3 | Welcome back. |
| 0:19.9 | Rebecca better than ever. |
| 0:39.3 | I'm wearing mom jeans. Look at how high my waist is. Well, I have to say, I like your outfit better. Like, this is more Joey. I feel like last week, it's like, who are you, ma'am? Like, who are you trying to impress here? This is more Joey, so I like it. We had company. It was like we were back into our new program. |
| 0:38.1 | I wanted to make sure I looked. Oh yeah. You want to look fancy. |
| 0:42.7 | Well, today I am wearing, I'm wearing the pride shirt from the Snoopy shop because it's pride. |
| 0:47.7 | It's almost over. Thank God. |
| 0:50.7 | You're the worst. I'm not, I'm not observing this year. |
| 1:13.5 | Due to budget cutbacks, I'm not observing. Well, ladies, welcome to the show, everyone. Crusaders, I hope you're enjoying our new home here. If you're just joining us for the first time. I don't think they are. I know. We're going to get to that in a second. But yes, welcome to the show. Everyone, pour a drink, lower your panties, and away we go. |
| 1:14.4 | Cheers. |
| 1:28.3 | Now, we had a big premiere last week of our new and improved. It's happening. And we got some mixed reviews. Now, the press loves it. However, the calls come from inside the house. The Hors are coming from inside the house. The Crusaders page earns a bunch of nasty fucking cunts. Are you bitches on |
| 1:35.1 | your period? What's wrong with you? How very dare you? Me and Joey have been working so |
| 1:40.5 | hard. This is Joey's dream to have a professional looking show. We did it for you, |
| 1:45.3 | bitches. And everyone's like, well, I like the old format better. I miss the song. I hate the |
| 1:51.9 | colors. I don't like the microphones. I don't like how Nicole's actually paying attention. |
| 1:56.3 | Yeah. Nicole's actually speaking and like not on her phone and like talking. Yeah. Okay. It's true. It's like if we can't win it, we can't win them, we can't lose them. You'll all go to the home. I'll send you, we'll all send you to reform school. And then you go to a home for girls. But we did, I have to say, we did have a lot of positive feedback i mean a lot of the crusaders |
| 2:18.9 | were like we're loving the new look we love the new segments we love the energy so i just feel like |
| 2:26.0 | there was a couple of you that were on your period and it's fine speak your truth i love it and we |
| 2:30.6 | still love you but girls we are trying hard for you, okay? |
| 2:35.4 | Yeah. |
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