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Donald Trump wants you to think that he is

inevitable, that him and Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, Christy Noam, they will ultimately get away with

whatever they want, that they are in power and they face no pushback or accountability. That's just not

true. Donald Trump is fundamentally weak. He is losing every single day in court.

And Christy Noem can't even get anywhere to go to the bathroom when she's in Chicago. So let's not

pretend like she rules with an iron fist. These people need to be mocked. They need to be made fun of.

And we need to break the idea of inevitability that we should just give up or pre-capitulate like Columbia or any given law firm, ABC. We shouldn't do that. We should mock these people, make them look like the clowns that they are. And that's what S&L did last night with Kristy Noem, who's just had herself a tough week. There's a lot that we need to get into about ICE and how their takeover of America is some deep cultural rot.

But I want to start with a little bit of fun.

And that's Christy Noem and Pam Bond to get embarked on SNL.

You say that the troops are there to protect ICE facilities, but why is ice there in the first place?

I don't know.

You'll have to ask Homeland Security Director, Christy Noam.

Well, she isn't here. What if she is, though?

Oh!

Hold my gun.

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