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🗓️ 17 February 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
0:04.6 | February 17th, 2025. What's going on? How are you? How's it going, man? |
0:15.1 | Anyway, I got a late call into work today, so I'm doing my podcast, and then I'm going to get |
0:20.2 | to the gym. |
0:21.7 | Oh, Billy in shape. Oh, Billy in shape. I joined a big gay gym. |
0:28.8 | I joined a big gay gym and I'm getting in fucking shape. And, you know, every gym is a little |
0:34.8 | gay, but this one is, this one's really gay. |
0:38.2 | And it depends on what hour you go to, the level that it is. |
0:43.9 | But I'll tell you something about gay guys. |
0:45.7 | They fucking, like, no one makes you feel out of shape like a fucking gay guy. |
0:49.9 | Jesus Christ. |
0:52.3 | Everybody at my gym either looks like the fucking Hulk or Baryshnikov. |
1:00.8 | That's what they either look like they just got done doing the NFL combine or like they're, |
1:10.6 | I don't know, dancing for Alvin Ailey, whatever that dance school is. |
1:16.1 | And then you got me going in there. |
1:17.8 | When I'm in decent shape, but Jesus Christ, I go into that fucking gym. |
1:22.1 | I look like I'm on my 600-pound life. |
1:33.0 | Yeah. hundred pound life. It's definitely a vibe in there. |
1:34.8 | But, you know, it is what it is. |
1:36.1 | It's New York City. |
1:38.8 | It is what it is. |
1:40.3 | So I'm going to get in there, trode to weights around. |
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