Snakes, Sneaks and Whores

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

"The good news is I'm a giant twat in this episode. You didn't look very happy."

That's right bitches, we're back! Kelly is on her road to recovery (no fun at all if you ask us), and we're back with a full breakdown of "Chloe Gets Revenge". This week Abby is pitting the ALDC's two teams against each other once again, but she's switching up the formula. Chloe is transferred to the Select Team and the OG's gain Jade. But Abby of course has no intention of letting Chloe win and steal the limelight from Maddie, and it starts to become clear to the Select Team for the first time that maybe Abby doesn't have their best interests at heart. This becomes even more apparent int he solo categories where Ava gets saddled with an unruly prop that tanks any possibility of her competing fairly with Maddie.

To further boost Maddie's profile, Abby brings on Rachel sage to present Maddie with a new original song written specifically for her... except it wasn't written for her as that's just another classic lie to help juice Abby's ego. But will all this pay off for Abby, or will the Select Team prevail for a third week... and actually should it even matter to Abby as long as she has a winning team?

Quotes

“I was getting a sponge bath at 3:30 in the morning! I looked at this bitch and I'm like, you know what? You don't know me very well. Like I could go a week without taking a shower and not give a shit, and you're in here at three in the morning! Come back and lets talk at eleven." (05:01-05:20 | Kelly)
“You edit me to be your asshole Lifetime.” (17:49-17:51 | Christi)
“Christy was there the entire time. They edited her out, her and Sarah." (20:06-20:11 | Christi)
“I just feel like if I was a dance teacher, it would be a cold day in hell before I would be going on national television and saying, 'Hey my studio! I'll teach your kids, but I'm going to take my kid to go learn from Abby Lee Miller!'" (41:30-41:45 | Kelly)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Stereophonics, Winter Tour 2025.
0:04.0	There is always going to arenas across the UK.
0:10.0	Get your tickets now.
0:15.0	Ticketmaster and Gigs and Tours.com.
0:18.0	Take a chance on me. and may I feel like the one
0:24.6	Stereophonics
0:26.6	Live dance dance let's just dance baby i just want to dance dance dance dance dance dance
0:38.8	can you feel it can you take it can you come and freeze it all of this
0:45.0	electricity do it right now right now turn the volume up-law give me your electricity
0:53.6	hello bitch ads welcome back to the bar. It's your long awaited reunion episode with bitch number one, Christy.
1:01.6	And bitch number two, Kelly. I don't think you should sing.
1:06.5	Why? Because you can't expend that much energy.
1:11.3	I can.
1:13.0	Okay, so we just had to unpack all of Kelly's recovery information.
1:18.4	So I know that is the number one question everybody wants to know is how are you feeling?
1:23.7	Your hair looks cute, though.
1:25.3	I know you don't think it does, but it looks like it's growing.
1:48.3	It is. Like the pieces that you were upset about. Yeah, it is growing. It's very gray. But I'm not getting a dye because I can't go anywhere. Yeah. I'm going to spend $300 get my hair done to sit in my bed. So you people have to look at me gray until I can go out. Then I'll get my hair done. All right. So how are you feeling, Kel? I'm okay. Been better. Yeah. You're not,
1:54.7	you're not your usual. I'm going to say, you will never say you're not feeling well. I'm going to say
1:59.6	Kelly's not feeling great. I will speak for you because you're, miss, I'm going to say you will never say you're not feeling well. I'm going to say Kelly's not feeling great. I will speak for you because you're, miss, I'm fine. I keep getting dehydrated.
2:07.6	Yeah. When I stand up, like everything turns like black. Yeah. I think that's your low blood pressure.
2:13.9	I really do. I don't know if that's dehydration. That was the problem in the hospital.
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