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Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

"Kelly is grounded until further notice," commands Christi, and with good reason. Unfortunately not long after recording our last episode, Kelly found herself back in the hospital dealing with another medical emergency. So in the spirit of keeping her healthy she'll be taking this week off while we do a Q&A! Covering for Kelly this week is Intern Matt, who has scoured through all of your messages to try and formulate an ideal Christi Q&A for you all. No duds, we promise!

Topics include everything from which cast member does Christi wish never entered the picture, thoughts on Holly and Jill sticking it out until the end of the she, and even more tea that has yet to be spilt after 4 seasons of episodes! Tune-in for these topics and much more on a very entertaining trip to the Barre.

Quotes

“Kelly is one tough bitch." (05:24-05:26 | Christi)
“See here I am, Saint Christi, absolving people of their sins. Now if only somebody would extend the same courtesy to me.” (26:57-27:03 | Christi)
“This is the most in-depth question we've done so far. Right, because I've never thought about sleeping with the Dance Moms! Sorry, all these other questions I know the answer to!" (43:14-43:23 | Matt & Christi)
“I said to Jill that I could not heat The Wobble without thinking of her. And she goes, is it because they say "Big Girl"? No!" (54:15-54:26 | Kelly)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
0:07.0	Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? All of this electricity.
0:14.0	Do it right now.
0:16.0	Bye, right now.
0:17.0	Turn the volume up.
0:18.0	Locking me your electricity.
0:21.7	Hello, bitch, pets. Welcome back to the bar. It's bitch number one, Christy.
0:25.6	And bitch number two from Timu, Matt.
0:29.7	So we have intern Matt here today. I feel like we should put you in the witness protection program, Matt, and like cover you up or put like, no, you know, we should have you wearing because I'm fearful for your safety. Have you seen, what is the costume place? Spirit Halloween. Have you seen the, it's called the freak off costume? No. it is literally like a sock face of ditty and it comes
0:58.3	with it comes with a bottle of baby oil oh my god wait i need to go buy that yeah like i feel like
1:05.3	you should be wearing this today because we can't reveal your true identity because the trolls come
1:10.2	for you well we will say what is that tic- that TikTok that they're like, that TikTok where they're like, be nice, be nice. I'm going to say that to everybody. Be nice to intern Matt. He's here for a very important reason. Yes. Please. I can't handle the meanies. I'm sorry. Say that again. I interrupt you. I can't handle the meanies. I can't handle the meanies. I'm sorry. Say that again. I interrupt you.
1:27.7	I can't handle the meanies.
1:29.4	Hmm.
1:30.4	I can't handle the meanies.
1:31.5	And I've been dealing with them since the 2000s.
1:34.9	Okay.
1:35.9	So let me start off by just filling you guys in on why Matt is here and kind of what's happening. So we all know
1:49.1	that Kelly was here last week and it was a great episode. I loved it. We had fun. But for those of you
1:56.9	who are Patreon subscribers, I don't know if you recognized that we actually filmed the Patreon
2:03.8	after party the next morning. We didn't do it right after the episode. And I thought there was a
2:10.3	distinct change in the energy. And I thought, Kelly looked a little gray. Like, she looked a little
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