Snakes Are a Problem For Me (with A.J. Marroquin)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Last week's episode...it really devastated Shelby and Caleb. So much so that they're taking some precautionary steps for the sanctity of the pod. Comedian, friend, and breakfast enthusiast A.J. Marroquin mediates our hosts' ongoing negotiations, occasionally sharing his own Golden Record when allowed to. Jennifer Lopez makes yet another guest appearance on the pod, and so do a hell of a lot of snakes. Theme park souvenir photos, cars spiraling down from the heavens, The Golden Corral, all of it is a wondrous backstop for hammering out Caleb and Shelby's dysfunctional functionality. And it is beautiful. A.J.‘s Artifacts Jennifer Lopez's filmography (audio-visual) Saloon-style famkly portraits/theme park souvenirs (image) Breakfast after a hook-up (multisensory experience) Buffets (multisensory experience) The Carvana vending machine (architecture) Follow A.J. and do literally everything in your power to see him do comedy live. Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our black,
0:23.7	friend my wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:43.2	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:57.5	Well, well, well, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
1:05.9	It's so funny for me to do the Pink Panther song on this podcast.
1:11.1	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why is that funny? Because, look. It's so funny for me to do the Pink Panther song on this podcast. Whoa.
1:12.9	Why is that funny?
1:14.6	Because Lindsay really took over the world with her Pink Panther video.
1:20.0	Oh, I completely forgot that that was the Pink Panther.
1:23.3	Yeah.
1:24.3	And that was funny, to be honest.
1:26.1	To be honest.
1:27.4	To be honest, that was a funny scenario.
1:29.3	It's just so funny for me to co-opt the Pink Panther now.
1:32.9	Absolutely.
1:33.6	To start using it in every bit I ever do.
1:37.0	Shelby, that is really funny, but there's something that's not funny that's going on right now.
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