MRIs Are Expensive (with Nori Reed)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Caleb has fallen and hit his head. Like a true king he got back up, but now Shelby has the difficult task of convincing him that he doesn't have a brain bleed. Luckily, she has comedian, writer, and actress Nori Reed to assist in assuring Caleb that he doesn't need to seek immediate medical attention. And while Nori's here, why not find out what she'd put on her Golden Record? Absurd reality television, home decor superstores, Italian vistas and Diane Lane, and Normani's magic basketball bum bounce are all heading to space. Nori's Artifacts The Swan (audio-visual) IKEA (architecture and multisensory experience) Normani, "Motivation" (audio) Under The Tuscan Sun (audio-visual) Caleb falling and hitting his head during his self-tape (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Rajasthani greeting, "Hello to everyone. We are happy here and you be happy there." Listen to Hot White Heist on Audible, watch Nori's comedy on HBO Max, and follow her on Instagram and Twitter! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Good-jord, our moon.
0:32.8	Honitiva.
0:33.4	Ola and saludo-a-a-l-a-l-a-lake.
0:35.9	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.9	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:55.4	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
1:04.2	Hey.
1:05.6	Hey.
1:06.3	How's it going?
1:07.4	Well, you know how it's going.
1:08.8	I'm scared for my fucking life right now.
1:10.8	Because you hit your
1:11.4	head i was doing a self tape moments ago i had to fall down for the self tape and you know what a lesser
1:17.7	actor wouldn't have done it they wouldn't have done the fall for a job that they haven't even
1:21.0	been offered yet but i said i am not such an actor and i fell down and the first time i did it i hit
1:26.8	my head really hard on the wall.
1:29.1	I mean, the sound of it, I was helping because I'm.
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