Saturday stat time and Lou is talking in language that me and Greg don't really understand.

Greg more than me.

I do that.

That happens most often here.

Yeah.

I talk a lot of things you too don't understand.

We're talking handicaps and indexes and I haven't been involved in that world for a long time,

Greg longer than me and I'm still trying to work out what an earth's saying here, but go on. Did you used to work, Greg? I understand. Scratch is the word I used to make sense of. Is that what you understand? Yeah. And to be fair to your opening statement, it's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care. Yeah. I kind of don't as well. I always think if I need

free goes, there's no disrespect to everyone listening because I love the handicapped system.

It levels it. It makes us all play. But if I had to have free goes at golf, I probably wouldn't

play. So when I played tennis, when I played against the pro or in

like the A team, which I was a beating player, we played the A team, I didn't want help. I just wanted

to be better. I didn't go, go, can I start 30 love up? Because I'd rather not play than do that.

Anyway, I've just upset every index golfer on the planet,

so I apologize for that. But there you go. Yeah, there's a method. There's a method to this madness.

So I'm trying to educate both of you a little bit more about the handicap system. Greg, more so

than Mark, because we need Greg to get up to speed

on how this all works for when he finally plays in that future member guest with me. So I want him

to understand this world so he's ready and prepared. So I can let my handicap slide out just a little

before we come over. Yeah. Yes, love that. All right, here we go. So I could let my handicap slide out just a little before we come over. Yeah.

Yes, love that. All right, here we go. So today's question, we're talking about

scratch players, so players with a zero index, and we are talking their scoring average. And we're

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