You've turned on sexy marriage radio where the best sex is happening in the marriage bed.

Here's your host Dr. Cor Corey Ellen and Shannon Effridge.

Hey, Corey, have you ever been on a road trip and haven't had your regular radio station that you tuned into.

Of course.

And so you usually wind up surfing for anything to pass the time, right?

Yeah, the scan and seek button get punched a lot.

Exactly.

I was in LA traffic stuck for several hours and the only thing that I could find to listen to was this

talk show and there was this one lady who calls in from Philadelphia and she's complaining that things have gotten

one-sided in their bedroom that she seems to be willing to go down on him but he doesn't seem to be

nearly as eager to go down on him but he doesn't seem to be nearly as eager to go down on her.

Okay and the interviewer asks the question could there be a feminine hygiene issue?

Oh!

Yeah. Dead. issue. Yeah, dead silence.

Of course.

For several seconds.

And she says, well, I shower, if that's what you mean.

Right. And he says, no, that's not what I mean.

I mean, do you spread the lips of your vagina?

Do you cleanse the inner and outer labia?

Do you, you know, are you meticulous about getting into the cracks and crevices of your entire

nether region and she was just totally freaked out she said well I was never

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