Smashing up a Lexus with a drainpipe

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Jonny’s kids have been playing Street Fighter 2. Also in this episode, a listener sends in sensational info about the cars of the Corrs, intrigue about the new Lexus LM, an alternative meaning for Alphard, showing love for the MX-5, mishearing Bob Marley, nocturnal Beetling, Enya’s Maybach, how they made mk1 Twingos, the state of facilities on the Eurotunnel, the quaint way people still say ‘wing mirrors’, fooling ChatGPT over Hondas, a review of the Jeep Avenger and amazing news about a very Smith and Sniff street in South Wales.

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0:00.0	I'm I'm Richard Porter and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
0:09.0	I've been thinking again about Lexis and the cause.
0:17.0	Surprised, and I know more about actually to clarify more about Lexi than cause because I'm just trying to rein it in.
0:27.0	The I forgot my kids over Christmas got a super Nintendo like little compact revamp of the
0:37.4	super Nintendo where you've got like all of the games on it and it's a quarter of
0:41.2	the size and we they play a lot of street fighter too they're really
0:45.2	into it I remembered with glee when I was I was I was the sumo e Honda who's obviously the coolest closely followed by Dahl Sim the
0:57.1	limb extending yoga fighting chap who can't take a big punch that's what I know thin guy can't take a big punch, that's what I know. Thin guy can't take punch, shocker.
1:06.4	But the reason why I'm telling you this is because the bonus round involves you having to
1:10.5	smash up Alexis LS 400 with the drain pipe, which I forgot about.
1:15.0	Yeah, there's a bonus round and you have to level it.
1:18.0	You basically have to hit it either with fists or I think there's an optional drain pipe and you just clack it endlessly for a minute and the windows go in.
1:27.6	Yeah, the window goes in, the bonnet goes in and then it starts to crumple on its suspension and I'm jumping on top of it and because I'm a heavy
1:35.0	Sumo chap I'm absolutely ruining it and it's rather good but I said to the kids I went
1:40.0	oh yeah the LexusLS 400 and they went what's that and I went oh it's that car
1:44.8	anyway let's carry on and uh just then an animated quinton Wilson come out and go
1:51.0	no no I had a buyer for that.
1:55.0	Quentin comes out condition not mileage you ruined it.
2:00.0	In fact he should have been one of the optional people to have gone and given it a good shooing.
2:04.0	Quentin wins!
2:07.0	Look, I can sell it in this condition, even now for 800 quid.
2:12.0	Easy, I'll do it right now watch. Well now look on the note of
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