I got me a Chrysler, it’s as big as some kind of whale
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
5 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Jonny is still giggling about a strange B-52s reference. Also in this episode, old Skodas, car sellers who have unnecessary opinions about paint colour, the imminent return of the Vauxhall Frontera, a manual gearbox with an amusing name, the BMWs you wouldn’t miss, a listener’s experiences of the Eagle Quest limousine, Richard’s attempts to fence a knackered Picasso, the movie career and surprising fan base of the Ford Flex and incredible tales from the Franchitti brothers. Plus, we’ve had a lot of messages about The Corrs going on tour with Natalie Imbruglia.
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| 0:00.0 | If you run a restaurant in London, you need to know about Square. |
| 0:03.4 | The integrated point of sale system built four restaurants. |
| 0:06.7 | It's payments, point of sale and reporting all in one. |
| 0:10.1 | It also connects your front and back of house, which you nail every order and Square's reporting feature can help you save hours on accounting every week. |
| 0:18.0 | Join at Square.com. Square, big in restaurants. |
| 0:22.0 | Square Up Europe Limited is authorized by the Financial Conduct Authority under the Electronic |
| 0:26.1 | Money Regulations 2011. |
| 0:27.7 | Registered reference number 900846. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter. |
| 0:35.0 | And this is Smith and Sniff a podcast on which two friends talk about cars and many other things. The Love Shack is a little place where we can get together, I suppose, and the reason why I'm telling you this and you know this Richard |
| 0:55.3 | which I don't know why I'm setting this up because I've been giggling for about the |
| 0:59.2 | last four days like a little child because of our WhatsApp messages. You sent me a picture of the lead |
| 1:06.8 | singer of off of B-50 sues saying if you see a faded sign at side of the roads it says 15 miles to that |
| 1:20.0 | 15 miles to that and then there's a picture of a really creepy shed that |
| 1:24.7 | someone's aerosol and fuck shit on the side of with a huge |
| 1:30.9 | huge dick in balls. I just can't stop laughing about it. I've been lovely about for |
| 1:37.0 | days. Four flipping days. Have you, we'll put this on the Patreon for everyone else. |
| 1:43.6 | It's a meme or MMA if you prefer, |
| 1:46.1 | from I don't know where, I think I saw it on Twitter. |
| 1:50.0 | I knew it made you laugh. |
| 1:51.0 | I didn't think it would make you laugh this much for when I said a few days ago. |
| 1:54.8 | Have you also tried to see what it says on the... |
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