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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Smarmy Car Guys, Hair Hacks, David's Grossout Threshold

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Remember when going to a car dealership wasn't a miserable experience? Seems like there was a honeymoon period for car dealerships where they didn't make you want to immediately want to take a shower but those days are behind us, if Alison and Daniel's weekend excursion is any indication. Also, Renee has returned to Brazilian straightening after Japanese straightening and she teaches Alison a tip for taming cowlicks. Plus more bra talk and general discomfort-all-the-time talk, a conflict between Alison and Daniel, David's threshold for being disgusted, I Feel Pretty and so much more. And a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Tiny Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the

0:07.6

Allison Rosen who is your new best friend, Joe.

0:10.1

Tonight, Allison Locke is a guest.

0:12.2

He's a comedian whose general vibe can be described as strip club cosmopolitan.

0:17.2

It's David Huntsmerger.

0:18.9

And she's a comedian you can catch spontaneously performing her girls' night at the local

0:23.5

grocery store.

0:24.5

It's Renee Colvert.

0:26.3

Chef Jeff is here to show you how to prepare a romantic comedy dinner by making your potatoes

0:30.2

light and fluffy and your meat cute.

0:32.1

I'm your husband Daniel Sandhopp on board the love bus.

0:34.1

Say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.

0:36.1

Hello my little honey butter chicken biscuits.

1:02.1

It's me Allison.

1:03.1

Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.

1:05.1

Thank you for that carb.

1:07.1

Which oh biscuits it is carb based.

1:10.5

That came in via patreon patreon.com slash Allison Rosen from Jamie Brown.

1:15.7

And I try not to repeat too often and I checked the spreadsheet that a listener, an amazing

1:22.3

listener has decided to be my carbs are.

1:26.4

And every week she sends me an updated spreadsheet with who, what with the carb and the person

1:32.6

and the date.

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