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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Ballsack Sports has evolved to another level, tricking players into believing their own fake stats. Tom contextualizes Victor Wembenyama's Summer League performance by doing his own research on other star debuts. Jeff Teague has become a storytelling podcaster and Gilbert Arenas put Zion Williamson on the spot about his weight. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:12.3	This episode is brought to you by Nike.
0:15.0	It's packed to score season.
0:16.5	And you and your child might be feeling a bit anxious.
0:19.5	As a parent, you're the best team mate for your mini-me.
0:22.5	And together, you can use sport to help overcome anxiety.
0:26.5	Try something new as a family
0:28.0	and celebrate even the little wins you achieve on the journey.
0:31.0	Create long-lasting memories
0:32.5	that will take your kids from class to court and beyond.
0:36.5	Go to Nike.com
0:37.5	forward slash kids to get school ready.
0:40.0	Have we had a self-sacked yet?
0:43.5	You self-sacked.
0:45.5	So when you do the Tom Brady and drop down
0:48.5	before you get hit
0:50.5	and you give yourself up, is that a self-sack?
0:52.5	I would say that's when Marilyn Manson
0:55.0	rumored to have a rib removed.
0:57.0	Oh, yeah.
0:58.0	Settle down.
0:59.0	I just settle down.
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