Slow Down, you D!ck!
The Two Pints Podcast!
Formidable
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
We're back and the chat goes from Contentment, to kidnapping rally drivers, (allegedly) via bad accents, we find out that Will's about to die, and all sorts!
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| 0:00.0 | They did it again. Flower, instead of flowers, on my birthday. And 95 minutes late, but it's hard to leave when you've shared so much. Your postcode, your gluten intolerance. Then I saw it. 25% off your first Akado shop, plus free delivery. And I just knew I'd found the online supermarket of my dreams. |
| 0:21.8 | Arcado, life delivered. |
| 0:23.5 | Geographical restrictions, min spend 60 pounds and charges apply. |
| 0:26.7 | Max saving 20 pounds, new customers only. |
| 0:28.8 | Terms at Accato.com. |
| 0:30.1 | Hey, it's Theo, Luke and Joe from the Waffling podcast, |
| 0:33.2 | and our podcast is currently sponsored by Audible. |
| 0:35.9 | Want your next thriller fix? |
| 0:37.3 | Check out the dropouts, the debut novel by screenwriter Liv Parkinson. |
| 0:41.5 | Kaylee Morris is just trying to survive her first year at uni. |
| 0:43.9 | A blur of social anxiety and parties. |
| 0:46.0 | But when she becomes the talk of the campus, Kaylee retreats and shuts herself away. |
| 0:49.8 | That is until she is chosen for a new module to try a new psychedelic drug, |
| 0:54.7 | believed to cure anxiety. |
| 0:56.4 | But soon, the line between reality and fantasy begins to blur. |
| 1:00.3 | And she feels the pool of a new dangerous obsession. |
| 1:02.9 | Listen on Audible now, subscription required. |
| 1:05.7 | See audible.com.com. |
| 1:06.5 | For terms. |
| 1:10.0 | Slow down, you dick, and watch it out for that house. |
| 1:18.5 | Welcome to episode three of series six of Two Pines with Will and Ralph. |
| 1:24.9 | Be thanked to, again, to Newman.com because they are supporting us. |
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