Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Oh girl, this week we have a fun special Tuesday episode where we get to all the phone calls

we haven't got to. Yes, baby, it's a mailbag episode and we get to the bottom of it.

It's a boy eaten by snakes. How do you get fucked in the butt? With Loub.

Should kids be in the room in the house? No, listen, this is a voicemail marathon. We get into it all.

We have a little bit of a rocky start because me fall and I, what is it? It's almost

Jim near 5 p.m. and we still both need to take a nap. I'm legitimately hungover.

All right, well, I'm just tired because I don't do that messy stuff like you.

But fat slut, January 21st, get ready. It's going to be a great show.

Ooh, I want to come back. Good bye. All right, enjoy the episode. Goodbye.

Forever, go!

Win first choice is a big old boss. You turn around and boom. You end up with us.

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