Spooky Seconds: Dragula S4 E9 (w/ Kendra Onixxx)
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
| 0:04.8 | docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that |
| 0:10.6 | our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems |
| 0:17.8 | via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, |
| 0:23.1 | I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely |
| 0:28.3 | consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis |
| 0:35.2 | cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight |
| 0:41.8 | with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out. |
| 0:48.5 | So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast |
| 0:55.1 | platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach |
| 1:00.4 | Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
| 1:13.7 | Did you or did you not come for me? I did come for you and I came for your |
| 1:18.8 | sketchers too, you little bitch. Now, that's an example of a fight or real drama that could have |
| 1:24.3 | happened on a reunion show, but on this one. We all out of love coming for you today. We all |
| 1:30.4 | out of motivational thinking for Coco. Okay, but the beef doesn't make sense. Well, that's right. |
| 1:36.8 | The beef doesn't. It's not real. The beef doesn't fully make sense. But listen, |
| 1:40.8 | overall, this was a great last supper episode. And we have a special guest to talk through |
| 1:44.8 | it with us. It's spooky with us. Enjoy the show. Goodbye, bag. |
| 2:04.3 | Forever. Go! |
| 2:08.1 | Win first choice is a big old bus. You turn around and boom. You end up with us. |
| 2:15.6 | One, two, three, second. Oh, Tiva. Hello, Pagglies. We are your Goulash Goos. And welcome to Spooky Seconds. |
| 2:32.3 | We only have a few more weeks of being spooky. I know, look, I'm having a martini because this |
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