how great what that is it's genius how good morning pietnam yeah hey everybody it's uh your old

uncle ryan oh is it yeah yeah it's your old uncle andy um i did fentanyl this weekend by accident no on purpose it was amazing why did you

have to do i love fentanyl what happened does you hurt yourself again i got a colonoscopy

oh that's right you have to take the shit how much did you shit dude what why you're skipping

over the fentanyl?

We're starting at the beginning. I mean, everything. This guy had a jug of shit. Yeah, yeah. You do it. Yeah. Everything. Yeah. What do you mean? How much? You're like everything. Oh, was it brutal? I mean, that part. No, it was fantastic. Some of the best. How much? How many hours of shitting do you think you did? I mean, you start at 6 p.m. By the way, I am sweating like a hog today, man. Well, that's why we got her going. And then you go in there, and then I didn't realize that, but they give you fentanyl. Uh-huh. And it's fucking amazing. So they got a comedian to crush up a line of Coke from a shady person.

They do it even worse. They do interveniously. They're shooting me up, dude. Intervenously? Intervenously. That's the SlopQuest word of the day. Patreon.com slash SlopQuest. Pray the fentanyl away.

Dude, I'm out on the streets looking for it. Are you? It is so good. Oh, my God. Tell me about it. Because they're like, first of all, they don't tell you that they're giving you fentanyl. And then later, when you get all your shit back, it says fentanyl is what they're giving you. Yeah. Pure. I think because they don't want to freak people out because people get scared.

But dude, they like put you in there.

They put you in the room and

then they're like you're not gonna you're gonna you're gonna love it because i heard the guy next

to me recovering before i went in there he goes oh my god dude what was you saying oh he's just

like oh yeah man's gray it's just slur oh, yeah, man, this is gray.

It's just slurring out of his fucking mind.

So was everything okay in your colon?

Yeah, they actually said that they want to use my colon to show people what good colon is look like.

Is that true? That's the handsomest colon.

It was so cleaned out.

They were able to use fingerboards to do little tricks in it. Dude, because you can watch it. They're like, well, you can watch it. And then I was like, ah, that fucking kind of hurts. And they're like, more fat and all dude. And I was like, whoa. And then all of a sudden, dude, I just woke up. Uh-huh. And I was in the recovery room and I was all fucked up.

And I was like,

uh, and then all of a sudden dude I just woke up and I was in the recovery room and I was all fucked up

and I was like

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