Slop Quest 78: Rippers

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Ryan opens the episode with a good old fashioned fart in a small, closed room. Then there’s some Machu Pichu talk and O’Neill can’t get over when it was built. They talk ultra light planes for bit. O’Neill gets food poisoning and tries to pitch dessert subs to Andy but he blows the pitch by farting in the room while talking about food. Then the some boys plan a museum/ gallery exhibit and O’Neill rehearses his Terry Gross interview style. Deportations hit home for Andy. Then they tighten up their pitch for the Peter Pan Exorcist and flesh out all the fixins of the movie.

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0:00.0	Make it happen.
0:01.4	Sinsense.
0:01.7	Sincere.
0:06.3	It's too close up for you to be farting in here, dude.
0:10.1	It's too close up.
0:12.8	You want me to start farting?
0:17.6	That was a good one.
0:19.0	Nicotine dump parts in here.
0:22.0	How great would that is.
0:23.4	It's genius.
0:24.6	Sensei.
0:26.1	Wow, dude.
0:27.9	That was a ripper.
0:31.1	You did do the ripping and the tearing right there.
0:34.0	Dude, we got a lot to talk about here.
0:35.4	Good morning, boys and girls.
0:36.8	Hello, everybody. Welcome to the kids show. Good talk about here. Good morning, boys and girls. Hello, everybody.
0:37.8	Welcome to the kids show.
0:39.0	Good morning to you.
0:40.8	Good morning to you.
0:42.8	You know, I found an interesting fact.
0:44.1	You might know this, but I'm planning a trip to Peru.
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