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Slop Quest

Slop Quest 61: Trollin' Poland

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest O’Neill gets screwed on his flight to Poland so badly his entire vacation is basically free. The boys have an important announcement. Andy gets over the flu and has a dream about Green Mile 2 with a shocking final scene. Then Ryan educates Andy on film watching etiquette. After, Ryan recounts nearly beating the hell out of his nephew in a series escalating Punch Buggy No Punch Backs. Andy and his daughter do a Buldak spicy noodle challenge. Then Ryan tries to come up with a gay Wolverine idea but it doesn’t make sense. Then the boys talk Kings of Tupelo and presidential psychics. Then Aaron gets taken for a ride with the promise of free breakfasts. Then Ryan talks about insane Polish  street signs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Awuga.

0:06.5

Boy, oh, oh, yo, oh, y'i, oh, welcome to 2025, ladies and gentlemen.

0:11.4

We did it.

0:13.8

I like what we did it.

0:14.7

We did it.

0:15.1

I can't believe we made it another year alive.

0:17.9

I like when people congratulate each other for that shit.

0:21.0

Dude, I, everyone's like, oh, what are you plans for what are your New Year's resolutions?

0:25.7

I go, it's just a Wednesday to me, dude.

0:28.1

I don't give a fuck.

0:29.3

This guy is badass as fuck.

0:30.6

I don't give a fuck.

0:31.3

He's coming into 2025 badass as fuck.

0:33.8

He goes, New Year, same shit.

0:38.7

I don't wait till the New Year to fucking get my shit together.

0:41.3

Well, I do, bitch.

0:42.7

And I'm ready for it.

0:43.9

This guy has a list of resolutions.

0:46.0

He was ready to read on hair.

0:47.3

Penis bigger,

0:48.3

gut smaller.

0:50.8

Less,

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