Slop Quest 60: Chuck Norris
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Double gongs show. You're in for a treat. |
| 0:08.3 | You know you are when you hear the double gongs. |
| 0:10.6 | What is this show called, my man? |
| 0:12.4 | This is called SlopQuest. |
| 0:14.1 | I'm your host, Ryan O'Neill. |
| 0:15.5 | This is my co-host, Andrew D. Witt. |
| 0:19.3 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:21.1 | Dude, I have some breaking news. |
| 0:23.6 | 84-year-old Chuck Norris. |
| 0:25.8 | Oh, no. |
| 0:26.5 | My condolences. |
| 0:28.3 | His mother just fucking died. |
| 0:30.4 | What the, his mother, 84-year-old Chuck Norris. |
| 0:35.3 | Dude, that's a bit right there. |
| 0:37.7 | Chuck Norris. |
| 0:38.7 | Such a badass. |
| 0:39.7 | His mom just fucking died. |
| 0:42.3 | Dude, 103 she was. |
| 0:45.9 | Can you imagine being 84 and your fucking parents are still alive? |
| 0:50.1 | That would be... |
| 0:50.8 | That's 40 years from now for you. |
| 0:54.5 | I think that that is what's going to happen, though. |
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