Slop Quest 41: Police Academy

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with the Secret Service taking a dump in Ryan’s apartment. Then he freaks out about having to help a president or vice president take a dump outside as a secret service agent. The O’Neill rewatches the Police Academy kids’ cartoon and they talk about other rated R movie properties that got turned into children’s shows.

Then they go through the staggering amount of Police Academy productions that came out in a row. O’Neill’s buddy ends up on Porter County Cops a localized version of “Cops”. Then Andy finds a hilarious medical device on Amazon that is so horribly translated that they can help but read all the instructions. Then they talk about idiotic bank robbing strategies.

Andy’s friend can’t drive stick and has a panic attack on the highway driving a muscle car. Then our good pal Tracy finds a “Psychic Defense” class and the gang goes crazy!

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0:00.0	All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
0:04.0	All right, ladies and gentlemen,
0:10.0	welcome to the show. We're here.
0:11.0	I'm your host Ryan O'NeillNeil and this is my co-host and
0:15.2	a co-coked out Andrew DeWitt and I don't do cocaine anymore
0:19.1	exactly what someone who does cocaine would say.
0:22.0	I'm not a co- county under the wit, dude.
0:25.0	You said you haven't been sleeping at all.
0:28.0	Yeah, so.
0:29.0	And you've been up all night to put jumps.
0:32.0	And then you go, I'm high on Coke.
0:34.8	I didn't say, okay.
0:36.6	I would love to see, here's a deal.
0:38.8	I would love to see you get back into the game.
0:41.4	The Coke game?
0:42.3	Yeah, it used to be a Coke head. I used to like it. Yeah.
0:45.2	I used to love it. That's true. I don't think there's any very. You just liked Coke.
0:50.3	It's okay. If it's there, I'm too fat to do coke all the time.
0:55.0	Dude, that's it's the Chris Farley myth.
0:58.0	That's what he died of.
1:00.0	That's a myth though.
1:02.0	It had nothing to do with his weight.
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