Slop Quest 26: Hard as a Johnson

Slop Quest

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan’s leashes new Boeing news on Andy then he heckles ICP at a comedy show. The Rock doesn’t show up for work and pisses in empty water bottle. Andy gets heckled while taking a dump again. Then the boys role play as stolen valor four star generals at the mall. Then Alex Jones is President and has a two hour call in show every day. Finally O’Neill goes crazy on an article about why single moms shouldn’t date single dads. We end about ten minutes early because of s scheduling conflict but well run ten minutes later on the next one so don’t worry! It’s a great episode.

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0:00.0	Thank you for joining us on this momentous occasion.
0:02.0	Heroicic day.
0:04.0	We're here.
0:06.0	Thank you for joining us.
0:09.0	On this momentous occasion, uh, heroic day.
0:13.6	We're here with Ryan O'Neill.
0:15.6	You make it look like it's the last episode.
0:18.0	Ryan O'Neill, no, no.
0:20.0	Re-brand, done.
0:22.0	Hey, two episodes of the re-brand. done. Hey, two episodes of the rebrand.
0:24.0	Dude, no, this is a harrowing day.
0:28.0	If you're like...
0:30.0	I'm about to drop a bomb on you.
0:31.0	I just dropped a bomb with those fart signs. Are you ready for this? Yes.
0:35.2	Boeing has murdered a second whistleblower.
0:39.2	Are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no, no. a second whistleblower just died.
0:44.0	Shut the fuck up!
0:45.0	By an infection.
0:47.0	45 years old, he died of a staff infection.
0:50.0	That came on out of the blue. Yeah, yeah, sure. Out of the blue.
0:53.0	Yeah, yeah, right.
0:55.0	And this time though, Boeing released a statement.
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