Slop Quest 25: Double Tap

Slop Quest

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy accidentally drinks a bunch of children’s Benadryl and worries about blacking out on the show. Ryan has a 100 day cough. Scientists are breeding cows that fart less. Ryan reveals a plan that has China eating beans to speed up global warming. Andy solves O’Neill’s jealousy problem with the Hollywood system. A new business idea is born that’s legitimately good. Andy recounts an audition in the buff. Ryan gets a Slop Quest. People love the new name. Ryan is introduced to the lyrics of Shave Em Dry. Then some grandpa gun talk leads to a new buddy cop movie idea that O’Neill absolutely loves.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, welcome to Slop Quest everybody.
0:07.0	Hi guys.
0:11.0	It's gonna get real sloppy.
0:13.0	So welcome to the show.
0:15.0	I'm your host Ryan O'Neill and this is...
0:19.0	My name is the other host.
0:20.0	Yeah, Andrew DeWitt.
0:22.0	Welcome to... Welcome to our program.
0:23.4	Hey, thanks for having me on.
0:25.0	Hey, no problem.
0:27.3	I always love to have a good guest.
0:29.1	And then, uh, thank you for being on as well.
0:31.9	You know problem there either.
0:33.5	Did you see that there?
0:34.5	Pleasure to be here.
0:35.5	Erin, and we've got Erin on the board.
0:38.0	And Aaron, who will, if you park in front of his house,
0:41.5	you'll pay the price. And guess what, Aaron doesn't even have to get up to take a pee anymore because he's
0:48.3	bought him a monkey for his birthday.
0:50.0	That's what it sounds like where it sounds like where the monkey swallows all the tape.
0:56.2	He has a tape recorder hanging from a necklace and just pushes that when he's done.
1:00.3	It makes you feel more comfortable about peeing his mouth.
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