Slop Quest 131 See Ya Later Alligator

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Ryan verbally attacks voter registration workers then Andy gets cornered by hilt Mormons this leads to a “scientific discussion” by Ryan on religious inbreeding. Then Andy’s ex does some gross cousin stuff. Ryan then heavily censors a similar story mid sentence. The boys reminisce about trying to bang while full of thanksgiving dinner. Then Ryan forces Andy to tell him what kind of underwear he wears before telling him about a new robot suit fighting league. Then Andy updates Ryan on Lana Del Ray’s husband and new blue collar life. This delights Ryan to no end. Even more so when he finds out that their marriage infuriated Reddit Users. Ryan tells an inspirational story about a man within arms or legs that will warm your heart. Then the boys talk about 3d printing novelty doodie piles. Ryan shocks Andy with his love of libraries. Andy shares horror stories of library shenanigans. Then they come up with an insane way to get away with criminal tom foolery. Then Andy finds out the medical reason for his fetishes.

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0:00.0	How great would that is.
0:01.5	It's genius.
0:02.4	Oh, hello everybody.
0:07.8	Damn.
0:09.5	A lot of calls.
0:10.7	Just got a silence call.
0:12.2	You got a silence call, too?
0:13.6	Yeah, dude.
0:14.3	From what number?
0:15.3	It wasn't the same as yours.
0:17.1	I think this is voter bullshit.
0:19.0	Ah, dude, these motherfuckers.
0:20.5	I'm not voting, dude.
0:21.5	You fucked up the system. I had a lady call me the other day and she's like, uh, we're doing stuff. I go, you fucking God, go fuck yourself. Don't ever call me again. What are they doing? You should be illegal, dude. Who opens the phone conversation and I thought, oh, we're doing stuff? We're trying to get voters that go, fuck you.
0:40.9	You know, you don't believe in the system. No, I had some people knock on the door the other day and they could clearly hear us. I was like, don't answer the door to Abby. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, hello? And I was like, get out of here. Dude, I saw. You're out of control, dude. There were two super hot Mormons going through our neighborhood. No. Yeah. They must handpick those. I think they do. Yeah, I think they do. They go, you fucking homely chicks, you can't. You're not going to cut it you got to go to ecuador but all the
1:12.6	flyers they had were in spanish shut up okay how am i going to learn about the church of jesus
1:20.3	christ you're like i really want to join but i can't understand any of this kid someone explains
1:25.7	soaking to me please how do i do the soaking
1:28.5	stuff that's what i'm interested floating soaking all of this i'm interested dude that you
1:34.8	watch that fucking mormon uh bullshit on uh netflix which one the one where this lady like she was a former
1:43.7	Mormon and then she she basically went undercover on her own, got all this info for the FBI to fucking bust this one dude.
1:53.4	What was he doing?
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