Slop Quest 119 Ski Knees
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan destroys his body skiing while Andy destroys his body with sword practice. There’s a little Epstein talk while a drone hovers outside the window and Ryan fantasizes about the government bursting into his apartment to attack him. Ryan does a “deep dive” on microchips and concludes they are all fake. This enrages Andy who insists that the philosophy of “I don’t understand something so it’s fake” is not a valid scientific point of view. Andy thinks Ryan’s solo ski trios are Dark Aging his brain. Then Andy finally eats sushi again and Ryan thinks he has worms. Then Ryan fantasizes about Andy going to Norway and being dressed up as a little boy. Then Ryan wants Andy to come to his stand up show so he can do crowd work with him. Andy threatens to sneak a bullhorn into his comedy show and heckle him. Then they talk about how to survive a post nut bj. Ryan gets his gas card declined and thinks he uncovered a vast conspiracy. Then Andy finds some good AIO Reddit threads where people tell a woman to divorce her husband because he didn’t like a character on a reality housewives show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, everybody. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, yes indeedy. |
| 0:04.0 | Um, how are you, bud? |
| 0:06.0 | I'm good. How are you? |
| 0:08.0 | Good to see ya. Good to see you, frowned vampire. |
| 0:12.0 | The frowned vampire. |
| 0:14.0 | That guy get back to you? |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, dude, he's stoked, man. |
| 0:19.0 | He's like, see, O'Neill wants to, he doesn't want to live anymore. |
| 0:24.5 | You could tell by the fact that all he does is go out and fucking ski. |
| 0:29.8 | Did you have some fun with that? |
| 0:31.3 | I didn't get to do fighter practice on Wednesday. |
| 0:33.6 | I'm fucking, oh, your shit is fucked. |
| 0:36.0 | I know, dude, I got real, you know, when you go like four |
| 0:39.2 | days in a row, day three, your fucking legs are burned. Yeah. And then I was just getting sloppy, |
| 0:45.8 | dude, and then that's what happened. Yeah. Five, six hours of that shit. I got sloppy and practice. |
| 0:53.6 | I have to, I got an elbow brace on. Before you know it, |
| 0:58.6 | you're the full body. I'm more machine than man now. You got a fucking sleeve. You got an elbow |
| 1:05.2 | sleeve on you. You think you're a robocop. Yeah, dude, I am. You go, don't worry, ma'am. I'll |
| 1:10.6 | protect you. |
| 1:11.4 | And then ice just beats the fuck on you. |
| 1:13.8 | I spent the real good topicle. |
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