In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole share the top 5 signs that nothing’s going to be happening in the bedroom tonight, from Rich’s wife Sarah wearing headache hats (if you don’t know what those are, don’t worry; Nicole doesn't either) to a simple but rare “No, not tonight,” from Nicole’s husband, Matt. Later in the ‘What We Hate’ segment, Rich is understandably sad about his dog getting older, which is why Nicole cheers him up by sharing more about her recent experience in Las Vegas, including a story involving — Rich’s words — a “sloppy drunk lesbian from the bathroom.” Lastly, Nicole leaves us with the reminder to always make sure you’re off speakerphone before talking about how horny you are, while Rich lets us in on his wife’s recent illegal escapades.