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🗓️ 22 August 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Co-writers Dan Gregor and Doug Mand (The Naked Gun) have been writing partners for twenty years - which is basically a marriage at this point. They tell Nicole about the time they were "dumped" by Adam Pally, how they’ve kept a friendship and business alive without burning each other out, and the rabbi who completely ruined a wedding by trying to do bits. They also shared the best marriage advice they’ve ever gotten, and what it feels like to spiral when you don’t think you’re worthy of love. Plus, while on vacation, Nicole overhears a couple fighting in the next hotel room - and decides to slip a handwritten note under their door.
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| 0:00.0 | Want to watch this episode? Catch the full video on YouTube. Just hit the link in the episode description. |
| 0:07.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | It's Macy's Labor Day sale and you don't want to miss it right now. Macy's sale is 25 to 60% off so you can close out summer feeling great and kickstart fall even stronger. |
| 0:22.5 | Okay, listen, I've been thinking about refreshing things around my home and now is the perfect time. |
| 0:26.6 | Macy's has 50 to 65% off their hotel collection sheets and bedding. |
| 0:31.0 | So it's the ideal moment to upgrade and make my bedroom feel extra cozy and luxurious for me and whoever sleep in there. |
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| 1:11.6 | One time my wife received a letter in a restaurant with her parents and someone snuck a |
| 1:19.6 | letter to their table. |
| 1:20.3 | They didn't know who. |
| 1:21.2 | And it said, your family is farting too much. |
| 1:25.3 | Wait, really? |
| 1:26.4 | You're ruining this restaurant. |
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