Slipknot Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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The only reason they named this band Slipknot is because "Hot Topic" was already trademarked. Look, all we're saying is if you made music and it was this bad then you'd probably want to hide behind a mask, too. Does it seriously take nine people to suck this hard? How many shows did they do with eight members before deciding it just didn't suck enough and they had to throw in one more? They could have gone all the way to ten, except this is mall metal for people who lose fingers in firework accidents and can't count that high. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/message

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1:08.1	So which one of these guys you think is a boy scout?
1:10.9	They could have picked a much more metal sounding not for their band name, in my opinion.
1:16.2	Why not call your band?
1:17.6	Why not?
1:18.6	New snut.
1:19.6	There's a blood knot.
1:22.0	Great band name.
1:23.0	The knot called ice blice.
1:25.2	Great band name.
1:26.2	EY E ice blice.
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