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First of all, just fuck karaoke. This is the single most anti-carry-okie show that you're ever gonna listen to.

Yeah, we should actually make sure it says fuck karaoke.

Well, yes.

Karaoke is your favorite thing, I, we're not friends.

Karaoke is one of the worst ideas that anyone has ever had.

Who invented this?

Karaoke is not the same thing as just singing along to some music that you like, by the way,

because there's a microphone and a sound system involved.

As soon as you do this, we're now talking about an entirely different thing.

It's the difference between, imagine if every birthday party you were ever at,

and everyone starts singing happy birthday to the person,

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