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Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

Slim Jims and Celebrity Advice

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

53K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week, Chad has a string of rough shows and Cy buys too many Slim Jims. REMINDER! Chad's taping TWO SPECIALS on December 3rd at The Orpheum in Madison, WI! For tickets follow this link! The Middle of Somewhere Patreon page is officially here! Follow this link to go sign up and check out some of the fun free stuff we already have posted! This episode of Middle Of Somewhere is sponsored by BetterHelp, Manscaped, and Blue Chew! --- Follow us on Instagram & Twitter! Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys, today's episode is brought to you by BetterHelp that's H-E-L-P, BetterHelp.com, Chad and I,

0:09.2

huge proponents of therapy, head over to BetterHelp.com, Slash Somewhere. Today's episode is brought to you

0:16.0

by Manscaped and their performance package 4.0. Hey, and you get 20% off and free shipping with

0:21.8

the code somewhere at Manscaped.com. Go get you some Manscaped, your balls, they'll thank you.

0:44.4

Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere hello. How are you?

0:48.4

My voice is a little berry white this morning, I just woke up. I don't ever sleep in the night

0:56.2

time when you're supposed to. I might be part bandfire. Bamfire should be a good one today folks.

1:01.4

Ladies and gentlemen, joining me today, Maria Bandfire, dude, I... Stop! You wait till you are

1:08.5

introduced. You are sitting at the kids' table and you do not speak until spoken to. Across from

1:16.0

me, as always, is Cyrus Robinson. You, I message you. We have a very... Our relationship is very

1:27.1

communicative, like divorced parents who still consider one another friends. Yeah, sure.

1:33.6

Like we have the kids, this show is our kid and we live in different places. We live in different

1:39.6

places. We no longer have sex with one another and accept when we, you know, everyone... When we both

1:49.2

find ourselves single, when we both find ourselves single and we have a little too much wine. Yeah,

1:53.3

yeah. Just trying to talk out what's going on with the show and boom, boom, bam. Magic happens.

1:59.5

But for the most part, sex with other people and when we have to... We schedule like a divorce

2:05.6

cup. We're very considerate. We moved the show around a lot and I needed the show moved earlier

2:12.3

and you gave me a full-on. Absolutely. Let's do it and then you strolled into your seat this morning

2:21.6

like someone... Like someone that just woke up from a spell. Yeah, do you know how Garfield and Odie

2:29.6

they have their eyelids halfway shut? That's how I look. I just, I haven't grabbed enough sleep.

2:38.0

So anytime I take early flights, I took an early flight to New York on Friday, then early flight

2:45.4

home Sunday and I just never get enough sleep because I never can get into a rhythm. So I try to

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