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🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:43.8 | comedians to watch. He's incredible. Go get your tickets. Go to a show. You will love it. |
1:04.2 | Hey everybody. This is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere. Hello. |
1:07.6 | How are you? Across from me is Country Western Legend and too many words in every verse |
1:15.1 | legend. Well, whatever. It's Cyrus Aminson. Hello, brother. It's good to be here and let me tell you |
1:21.5 | something. I'm happy America's out there voting because the sooner America votes, the sooner I can |
1:28.1 | get back to watching my conspiracy stories on the YouTube without all these fucking advertisements, |
1:33.6 | I need it to stop. This is my new Christmas. Stop sending me text. I can only text so many people |
1:40.2 | to suck my dick. Like, have you voted for both sides texting me? Where are you getting your |
1:46.6 | information? All of you suck my dick. I don't want to. I just want to know what the ancient |
1:54.1 | Egyptians were really up to. I don't need to hear about Steve Shabbat or JD Vance or Tim Ryan. |
2:01.2 | I just let me have my story time. I just I'm right. It's I need it. I need elections. Here's |
2:08.2 | what we need, brother. I say we eliminate elections. That's probably not right, but I'm I'm fucking |
2:14.4 | done. If somebody was like, Hey, you guys, we're going to reanimate Fidel Castro. Castro, |
2:21.6 | Castro, Castro, Castro, Castroil, Castroil. We're going to reanimate for, by the way, |
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