SleepyCast S2:Lost Episode - [The Marsquatch]

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Comedy

4.9 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Chris, and Mick send Cory to Mars... but he's not alone. What NASA won't tell you, what the world doesn't want you to know... is revealed to you in appetite-defying gory detail. Also, sasquatch-Jesus. The 2nd coming. Honestly, I don't even know anymore. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Zach (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Mick (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Podcast editing by: Chris (Oney) - Main Edit Mick (Ricepirate) - Final Pass Music by : Kevin Macleod http://incompetech.com +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Jace Baker . Denis DeLong Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Millet . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Kellen Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Hudson Heitmeier . Sam Child Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab . Chaney Rockwell Jacob Arends . Chris Moore . Shane Liesse Blake Bevill . ChewySmokey . aguynamedGeoff Bill Zhuang +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

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0:00.0	This is a sleepycast lost episode.
0:03.0	The Mars Quatch, featuring Spaz Kid, Rice Pirate, O'Neigh, and Psychic Pebbles.
0:11.2	My name is Captain Dickhead. One time a bunch of ants mistook my panace for a cheeto,
0:18.8	and they tried carrying it to their beautiful queen. But I kept pulling them back towards me with
0:26.0	tension from my panace muscles, and I came on them and killed them and because of the horrible
0:33.1	guilt I have barely got in a night's sleep sense.
0:56.0	What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
1:04.8	Chris, introduce this. Start the show off with a bang.
1:09.2	Hey y'all, welcome again to another exciting episode of Sleepingcast starting with my friend
1:14.5	on the right. Corrid and me. Chris, and you?
1:18.4	What up? What up? I'm your friend on the heck.
1:21.0	Yeah, and one last guy. Hey guy. Hey Mick. Hey.
1:25.2	What up? I'm gonna talk about exciting topics today. I don't know what yet.
1:33.7	Yeah, do we have any? Oh, I know what. There's a good one.
1:36.4	What? This one's the true zinger.
1:38.4	Mm-hmm. All right. How many of you guys go to Mars?
1:41.5	No. I wouldn't want to go to Mars because I just wouldn't know what I would do.
1:45.6	Can you imagine if you went and like your ship just happened to have all the douchebags on it?
1:49.1	Like all the fucking weirdos that you hate. I mean, dates, like every music that you hate.
1:53.0	Like what? Like when you look at at the big beautiful blue sky,
1:55.9	you're not going to like, oh, I feel happy.
1:57.5	And then you go to Mars and you've evolved to like the blue sky.
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